Wizzin' (In a New Car)

OK, I usually write with varying effectiveness about somewhat serious topics in my blog posts. Not this time (by the way, the title is a non-sequitur reference to a Futurama episode that sounded cool for a post about zippy cars). After driving the same ride for almost 10 years I decided to finally take the plunge and buy a new whip. I test drove more cars than I planned, partially to be thorough and also I became slightly addicted to it. I'm going to pretend I'm a "journalist" for Jalopnik (but hopefully with better proof-reading) and write about all the cars I drove. Along the way I'll be splicing in stupid Fast & Furious memes because I still have the mental maturity of a 14 year old. 3 people may read this. 0 will probably find it enlightening. Enjoy! Meme stolen from the interweb, probably created by some 12-yr-old. Let the recollection of excessive test drives begin! VW GTI I started my journey with a trip to the H...